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The act of "jobiing" occurs when you are at a sleepover, in a tent with all your friends and you get the sudden urge to turn around and start beating ur dick, you then procide to seduce one of your homies and start sucking him off, you finish the deed and proceed to say "Welp, I'm never doing that again" hinting at the fact that you don't typically suck your homies dick and aren't planning on doing it again.
"How was your sleepover honey?"
"It was a little weird, this guy just started jobiing another dude all of a sudden"
Jobiing by Patty2G November 24, 2021
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Terms used to describe losing a wrestling match. When someone is booked to lose a match they are said to being "doing the job" or "putting over" their opponent.
Appolo was tired of jobbing in TNA, and he quit.
jobbing by Michael Nweze April 22, 2006
Working hard or actively seeking employment.

Taken from the jobing.com arena in Phoenix, AZ.
1. I've been jobing 9 to 5 for the past eight months and I can hardly pay the rent.

2. I've been jobing all day and I still can't find anything.
jobing by S. P. Lambert December 31, 2007

blow-jobbing

An adjective used to describe someone who frequently gives blow jobs, especially someone who gives blow jobs as a substitute for sex.
That girl Alex is a blow-jobbing whore.
blow-jobbing by Gingerlee May 6, 2010

rim jobing a tooth brush

when your best friend sticks your tooth brush up their butt and then dosnt tell you .
(gigggle giggle) Nikki: "whats so funny "
Ashlyn:"nothing"
Hahnnah: "she rim jobed your tooth brush lol)
(histaricall laughing)
yup "rim jobing a tooth brush"= best prank ever

jobbing by disqualification

Losing if you use a weapon in a disqualification match. For example, in the Summer of 2003 Brock Lesnar begun a series of jobbing by disqualification.
Also Spongebob Sqaurepants jobbed by disqualification by pushing Gary.

crumb jobbing 

The act of felching smeg.
1) Dave's wife is busy crumb jobbing.

2) "Hey I just got a crumb job from my wife" said Dave.
crumb jobbing by Farooq Space 2009 January 10, 2008
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