Joashed

The slang term used by spasticated lamens when they are talking about soemthing "Heauge" or "Huge".

Wow, that boy is Joashed sausage.

by Rob "danger" thomson October 23, 2004

draked and joshed

When You hook up with a friend who you have no interest in just because your bored.

Audrie and Harry draked and joshed

by AandD2017 January 19, 2017

Joshed

When someone makes a ridiculous claim (usually about sports) and a buddy tries to get that person to bet on said ridiculous claim to screw them out of money.

Guy 1: Aaron Rogers is so good! I bet he throws 100 touchdowns this year!
Guy 2: No way! I bet you $100 he doesn't!
Guy 3: Man Guy 1... Guy 2 totally Joshed you!!!

by NorsemanMN January 4, 2015

Joshed

When you cum without touching yourself...

Guy1: Dude that girl was so fucking hot, I Joshed all over myself.

Guy2: I know! Same here man!

Girl overhearing convo: EWWW

by TheNoTouchyCummer October 12, 2009

joshed out

When you take the right amount of hits out the dab pen or other marijuana based devices and zone into your element for 3 hours. Sometimes may involve throwing up and passing out in some corner of a frat party.

"Hey Where's Josh?

"Oh, he's joshed out in the corner again."

by a frienddddddd October 9, 2018

Getting Joshed

Getting Joshed - Becoming ridiculously drunk and soiling yourself. Usualy resulting in some-one helping you to relieve yourself and that person being subject to urine attacks.

Fuck mate, he is so joshed it's unbelievable. Call him a Taxi, i'm not going near him. He shouldn't be Getting Joshed if he wants to pull tonight.

by Gypsy T April 5, 2007

Joshed

The act of randomly leaving a group and then blaming the group for them leaving.

Bruce: You guys suck!
*Bruce has left the group
James: Wow he Joshed us!

by Amazing_Tangerine March 11, 2015