Joshed

When someone makes a ridiculous claim (usually about sports) and a buddy tries to get that person to bet on said ridiculous claim to screw them out of money.

Guy 1: Aaron Rogers is so good! I bet he throws 100 touchdowns this year!
Guy 2: No way! I bet you $100 he doesn't!
Guy 3: Man Guy 1... Guy 2 totally Joshed you!!!

by NorsemanMN January 4, 2015

Joshed

When you cum without touching yourself...

Guy1: Dude that girl was so fucking hot, I Joshed all over myself.

Guy2: I know! Same here man!

Girl overhearing convo: EWWW

by TheNoTouchyCummer October 12, 2009

Joshed

The act of randomly leaving a group and then blaming the group for them leaving.

Bruce: You guys suck!
*Bruce has left the group
James: Wow he Joshed us!

by Amazing_Tangerine March 11, 2015

Joshed

When someone tells you a seemingly true, totally believable lie and then berates you when you believe him.

Josh: Did you know both of my parents are left-handed?
Me: Really? That's weird .
Josh: No! You fucking idiot! You're so gullible.

Me: Damn it, I got Joshed.

by Holehearted June 11, 2018

joshed

Verb: the act of whispering and or yelling penis at complete strangers at random times then often followed by running and strange giggling.

man: the world sure is a strange place isn't kid. but don't worry i...(whisper) penis, penis, penis, penis.
Kid: :0
man: tehehehe (runs away)
kid: i can't believe i just got joshed

by SoAn14 December 9, 2010

joshed

Screwed beyond fixing. A word that describes how screwed a person is.

Wow...fuck your life. You're so joshed <shakes head in disapproval>

by $e9a April 7, 2009

Joshed

To be stared at by a ginger. Usually in a creepy way

Grant got joshed in class today

"Daniel joshed my little sister"

by jackhammer300 April 15, 2014