joshed

Verb: the act of whispering and or yelling penis at complete strangers at random times then often followed by running and strange giggling.

man: the world sure is a strange place isn't kid. but don't worry i...(whisper) penis, penis, penis, penis.
Kid: :0
man: tehehehe (runs away)
kid: i can't believe i just got joshed

by SoAn14 December 08, 2010

joshed

Screwed beyond fixing. A word that describes how screwed a person is.

Wow...fuck your life. You're so joshed <shakes head in disapproval>

by $e9a April 07, 2009

joshed

A term specific to the construction idustry that means you were severly shorted material or were sent the wrong material by the estimator that estimated your job.

Hey Ben, it's Tom. Can you check a job for me. I think I fuckin' got joshed again.

by The Real Wangsta April 16, 2007

joshed

British slang. Means cant be bothered.

Guy1: Comin out tonight man?

Guy: Naaah, can't be joshed.

by Kieran J March 27, 2008

joshed

To almost cum or get off, but not quite.

Sometimes caused by an untimely phone call by your friend josh.

Man, I was on top of him and about to get off, but the phone rang!!! I got joshed.

by josh85 July 29, 2009

Josh Josh

A cool dude but he does have his issues. All the girls dig him but he's really just not very interested in pre-marital sexual activities. He does have one exception however, furries. He LOVES dating furries as they're the only cure to his masterbation problem.

Guy: "Josh Josh are you getting erect?"

Josh Josh: "shit I've gotta go wank off to some furries"

by Italiacuisine29 January 31, 2020

joshing

just to mess around with someone

Just joshin' you dude!

by heather December 22, 2003