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A rare Croatian name handed down from generation to generation. Often seen surrounded by dogs and women, will eat more than any other man you know. He sometimes gives off an aura of confusion.. but make no mistake, this is a ploy to get people to do his bidding. Handsome and smart, Joze will be a catch once he settles down.
Jess: Who is that hottie over there?
Renee: Joze, he's the one always sharing dog pics.
joze by Joze from blogtv November 20, 2018
Related Words
Jozef • joze • Jozefien • jozelin • jozen • Jozel • Jozelyn • Jozelynn • jozeph • Jozet
Joze has a bigger dick than Nejc
Wow nejc has a big dick but Joze has bigger
Joze by Joseeehosee September 24, 2021
"I joze 3 times to some dapper pornography"
joze by alienozi March 30, 2021
he is v good looking. never gets girls, girls get him. he has a crush on this one girl that he will have forever. she is v pretty and often simps over her. he wants too date her.
alix is pretty. Jozé is meant for Alix.
Jozé by simp for Alix November 23, 2021
special boy. the girl he likes now will be his last and will be with her forever. he wants his kids to be with her and no one else. the girl he likes is very pretty and very special to him.
jozé likes Alix
jozé by simp for Alix November 24, 2021

Šenternejski Jože 

1. A rural individual who exhibits signs of mental disorientation or behaves in an irrational manner, often perceived as having lost touch with reality.
A character, typically in rural settings, who is depicted as having a compromised mental state, leading to behaviors that are out of sync with societal norms or expectations.
That šenternejski jože is always unconscious
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