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Usually a loner with a lot of friends. He enjoys his alone time but also enjoys the company of others. He’s extremely smart but only when he wants to be. Very charming and any girl would be very lucky to have him. Jozeph enjoys his time playing video games and spends most of his time doing so. Very funny and can make anyone laugh but can be quite annoying at times and others will get frustrated by this. Overall, Jozeph may seem like a jerk but once you get to know him, his heart is pure gold.
Friend 1:He’s so smart and handsome. He’s funny too he’s perfect for me. I wonder what his name is.

Friend 2: He seems like a Jozeph to me.
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jozeph is a curly haired boy who has one of the best sense of humors a person can have. his warm and calming presence has a way of making a person feel as though time is infinite. he loves old, romantic, and classic movies because he enjoys being able to put himself in the situations of the characters and imagine a life displayed in those movies. jozeph is naturally very sweet and charismatic. he displays those traits with the things he does and says, especially when it's directed to the people he cares most about. the way he loves others is so beautiful, and in most people's eyes, his soul is the definition of perfect. falling in love with him is effortless, but be careful as to not take everything he says at face value. self-awareness is not something he's very good at recognizing. it's heartbreaking the way he views himself, though; the way the mirror tells him lies. if he could only see himself through the lenses of other people, only then would he realize how important and necessary his existence is.
"whenever i'm around him, time seems to slow down."
"who?"
"jozeph"
jozeph by soup_1205 February 18, 2023

Joseph Strickland 

A famous film director of the motion picture thriller, Dual Mania.
Joseph Strickland is only one of the few African American directors of suspense thrillers.
Joseph Strickland by LavaSoap August 18, 2018

Joseph Case High School 

Case High School is a school in the ritzy and snooty town of Swansea, Massachusetts. Case has about 500 students that like to brag about how much better they are than people in the shitty cities close by like Fall River and New Bedford. The school does all right in SAT scores and stupid shit like that and is known for it's volleyball team and a huge sexting scandal a few years ago where most of the attention seeking girls in the school were giving our nasty nudes to any guy that would take them. Since Swansea is a ritzy town the scandal was covered up as quickly as possible and the girls given hugs and told to wait to they're older to start acting like such attention seeking hoes.
I wish I went to Joseph Case High School, it's not nearly as shitty as schools near by and the girls love to act like hoes and give out porn.

Joseph Joestar 

The main character of the second ark in the famous, ongoing manga series JoJo's Bizarre Adventure
The fourth JoJo of the Joestar bloodline beginning from George Joestar (the first) followed by Jonathan Joestar then George Joestar II.
Joseph's main weapon is Clacker Volley, but channels Hamon (which is primarily used for killing vampires) into it to increase its power and was used during most enemy encounters.
Joseph Joestar is famous for his tactical retreat, also known as nigerundayo
Joseph Joestar by KoolDashKid October 14, 2017

Joseph Biden 

The 46th president of the United States of America. He ran against Donald trump and won. Joseph biden was also a Democrat.
Girl 1: Joseph biden was the better choice

Girl 2: yea, trump wasn’t doing anything but evil.
Joseph Biden by Nico.Gigi January 28, 2021

Joseph G Hamilton 

When you falsey avoid the military and have no ID to prove it
Now i wouldnt want to be a Joseph G Hamilton now would it
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A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
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