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Jnoculars 

When one brings ones hands up to the eyes forming a binocular-type shape using ones fingers to enhance vision. To further increase vision, one can add extra fingers to the Jnoculars.

Jnoculars are proven to increase vision by up to 99.9%
Friend 1: "Can you see that person over on that hill?"
Friend 2: "Hold on, (Raises Jnoculars to eyes), ah yes! I can see he is wearing a yellow top and brown trousers."
Friend 1: "Gosh! I better get myself a pair of Jnoculars!"
Jnoculars by On The Juice October 30, 2022
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jocular |ˈjäkyələr|
adjective
fond of or characterized by joking; humorous or playful; someone who thinks themselves funny

DERIVATIVES
jocularity |ˌjäkyəˈlaritē| |ˈdʒɑkjəˈlɛrədi| |-ˈlarɪti| noun
jocularly |ˈdʒɑkjələrli| adverb
ORIGIN early 17th cent.: from Latin jocularis, from joculus, diminutive of jocus (see joke ).
she sounded in a jocular mood | his voice was jocular.
Jocular by ms.benny October 20, 2010

jocularious 

when something is really smart and funny at the same time. good way to flirt with geniuses. mix between jocular and hilarious
genius guy: "so the proton says to the neutron, are you positive?" ahahaha

girl: wow...that was, um, such a jocularious joke!

genius guy: you wanna hear another one?

girl: no thanks..
jocularious by underratedPB13 March 27, 2009

Bi-noculars

The ability to recognise bisexual people by just looking at them. Much like a 'gaydar'.
Girl 1: So do you think that girl is straight?
Girl 2: Nah she's definitely bi.
Girl 1: Dude your bi-noculars are so good.
Bi-noculars by rugbigirl December 15, 2011

jocularly 

In a happy way and liking to make jokes:
The remarks were delivered jocularly to the whole room.
"Who would have thought it?" she said jocularly.
jocularly by Rajatwrites May 4, 2019
to joke or in a joking manner. Created on the tuff streets of Brunswick GA.
damn that trick is so jocular she poked holes in my condom.
jocular by Lyle Hatt July 20, 2004

noculars 

an abbreviation of the word binoculars, mostly used in the sighting of chavs or arabs.
cory: man i want a subway
jak:wait lemme get my noculars out...nope, sorry its full of arabs and chavs
noculars by afar ramamba April 12, 2007
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