Jmonk

Fine, will always hold it down regardless, loyal, shy and sporty, tall and freaky.

They call him jmonk

by Jay957 April 2, 2019

The Jonkler

Arch Enemy of Man

The Jonkler: *jerks man off*
Man: I’m proud of you dick

by Lazy Bro August 15, 2023

Jonksauce

Of or pertaining to Josh Jonkman. Ew...

Hey look, there's Jonksauce, walkin' down the street. Ew...

by what_the_boss May 13, 2010

jonkin my jeter

a term used by Philly cats, not new yorkers, to describe something that is totally outrageous, unbelievable, or indescribable.

You gotta be jonkin my jeter?!
Are you jonkin my jeter right now?!

by DJ Ridge and n00bd00dle March 17, 2011

Jonkonf'y

Consensual soft kissing (in Klingon)

Torak looked deep into K'Paak's eyes endlessly yearning to Jonkonf'y.

by flagelin February 19, 2015

jonking

To Jonk. Posing for a photograph while presenting an intoxicated, unconscious person with great enthusiasm and fanfare. Good form and proper etiquette dictate that while the intoxicated party need not be known to the Jonker, the Jonkee should not be homeless or injured.

Not unlike planking, the practice is meant as a good-natured meme.

There were so many passed out tourists at Oktoberfest, I took pleasure in jonking all of them!

by jezzandmark September 9, 2011

Jonked

To be jonked is to be knocked out for a really long time. Normally from a big meal such as a free range chickens or maybe alcohol

Ms Chimutwi had too much free-range chicken and got jonked out from 16:30pm to 5:00am.

by AbuComingFast March 20, 2021