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Best person you'll ever meet if you keep them with you trust me, you will not regret it. If you're one of the unlucky ones loosing them will be one of your biggest regrets. They always hella pretty and its natural beauty makeup or not still super pretty. Has good taste in EVERYTHING
Guy: Hey did you see jhonie today?
Guy friend: yea I did! She looks so pretty today!
Guy: yea she always does
Jhonie by Thegoodfrogz March 4, 2022
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jhonie ces and ana 

the BEST trio in the WORLD. we hate j & j & a & d
a*****a: i wish we were as cool as jhonie ces and ana
j****c: i regret losing jhonie ;(
j***n: i hate you
d***: i made a mistake !!!! :(
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literally the bestest human in existence.
joonie is such a wholesome man!
How do you spot a RM stan? they will usually call him Joon or Joonie. Joonie is more commonly known online as Dance Monster, Expensive Girl enthusiast and that one dude from Behind The Scenes with an obsession for converse shoes.
anti: "bruh rap monster is the visual hole of bts!"
a tru skinny legend: "what are you talking about? my joonie is the most adorable sunshine ever! *insert uwu 1000x & rm stan account*
Joonie by sunzshiz June 6, 2018
The action to bring happiness to a family due to a new born.
A Spanish variation of the Name John and a possible middle name with the letter "N" all together.
"Jhonen brought happiness to our lives"
Jhonen by Jonen MC February 16, 2018
Joniel is the best person you will ever meet in your life and is super nice but gets mad sometimes and joniel has hair and is not so tall.Joniel Is the best person the you will ever meet in this world always there to make your day better and is very smart and makes sure to be smart to have a great life.When joniel is older he will be rich
Man Joniel is the best and joniel is me best friend and he is here for me.

Joniel is annoying sometimes
Joniel by rruturnfjfnf June 1, 2019
A kind of human being that was once part of the myth. A part of legend, a sub-area of Demi-God's. They have unique feature, the mind's eye. They hold the power to alter the mind of an individual. During this time, there are only numerous of them, wandering in our planet, and who knows if they already have ways to settle outside our planet.
The time where you suddenly forgotten something which you were about to do, that was when you met jhonrey. You met them and accidentally witnessed their distinct powers so they have no choice but to alter your memories so you can forget about their existence.
Jhonrey by -findmyexistence October 21, 2021
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