Definitions by AfroBurglar

Sweaty Jizz Farmer 

Somebody who refers to Gardening in their excuse for not wanting to leave the house.

*on phone*
John: Hey you coming out today?
George: No sorry I need to help my dad mow the lawn.
John: Stop being such a Sweaty Jizz Farmer and come out.

Sweaty Jizz Farmer by AfroBurglar April 30, 2009