jizzes

when a person has blown a load (ejaculated) on another person from his/her penis.

I jizzed all over Tyler Thompson.

by Anonymous December 6, 2002

jizzes

jizzes
1. The characteristic features of a bird, animal or plant which distinguish it from other species that resemble it.

that bird has many jizzes

by blinky January 11, 2004

jizzes on

when a subject gets you extremely and overly excited

person 1: man he freakin loves studying cardiology
person 2: yea he jizzes on that shit

by t.y. chang February 3, 2009

none of your Jizzness

When you don't want to tell someone who you had sex with the past night, sometimes out of embarrassment.

John: Hey, did you hook up with anyone last night?
Bill: Yeah, I did.
John: What did she look like?
Bill: None Of your Jizzness!

by noneyojizzness November 22, 2009

jizzshit muffin

A muffin that it looks like a group of guys jizzed on it and then another guy came and took a shit on the jizz mountain.
Can also be used as a compliment

"Yo look at these jizzshit muffins i baked"
"Dam u look like a real jizzshit muffin today <3"

by chrissstossss October 7, 2020

jizzed up

A combination of being "jazzed" and "ginned up" about something.

To be in a state of excitement as a result of an event or occurrence. To be "up in arms" about something.

Bob: The last thing we need is for people to get all jizzed up about our company's third quarter loss, it was the result of unusual circumstances.

Phil: I think you meant to say ginned up...but your point is well taken.

by RedBeard53 April 21, 2010

jizzus

Jizzus is when a man is performing intercourse with a woman who often exclaims "oh my God" during moments of pleasure, and the gentleman therefore climaxes to the mental image of Jesus Christ, and since the man is not properly hydrated, he dry-fires inside the woman but she still becomes impregnated, mirroring the emaculate conception of Jesus Christ

George Stephanopoulos: " Hey I heard you nailed Mrs. Huck last night, how did that go?".

Alexander Dumas:"yeah, she kept on screaming 'oh my god!', so when I finally nutted I had a jizzus."

by Søren Kierkegaard October 6, 2017