Definitions by blinky

Virdicio 

1. A name so unnecessarily sexy it sounds like something you'd scream by accident during a very confusing dream.

2. A rare mythical creature known for ghosting you after making eye contact across the bar, buying you a tequila shot, and whispering "I'm emotionally unavailable" in flawless Italian.

3. A word you can shout during moments of passion, battle, or while failing to parallel park:
"VIRDI-CIOOO!"
(Translation: “Oops, my bad.”)

4. Side effects of encountering a Virdicio may include: weak knees, questionable life decisions, and waking up in a velvet robe that isn't yours.

"Last night I moaned 'Virdicio' in my sleep and now my Alexa won't make eye contact with me."

"She said she wanted a stable man, but then Virdicio walked in wearing a mesh shirt and a smirk, and now she’s googling how to break up with her therapist."

Virdicio by blinky July 6, 2025

groth 

v.

To act in a manner showing that you are frustrated, annoyed, or just angry.

n.

To be in a state of acting "grothy".

"I am feeling very full of groth today, please leave me alone."

groth by Blinky February 14, 2005

Hard Knocking 

Breaking down the door with a battering ram. Usually done by law enforcement.

The FBI came to my door hard knocking looking for drugs.

Hard Knocking by Blinky July 6, 2004

bonerish

n.a semi hard erection. v. in the act of getting an erection.
origins - from liz r. and her horny creativity

Liz bent over and i had a bonerish, but when she came over and poked me in the right spot, i got a boner.

bonerish by Blinky June 12, 2004

jizzes 

jizzes
1. The characteristic features of a bird, animal or plant which distinguish it from other species that resemble it.

that bird has many jizzes

jizzes by blinky January 11, 2004