Jizzels

I nickname for a lesbian that always hangs out with gay guys...

Due to her being around gay men so often she is covered in "jizz" therefore she is Jizzels.

Hey Wezzels do you and Jizzels (Lesbian) wanna come to our queertastic party?

by Wezzels April 24, 2010

Jizzers

Currency. Whether it be pounds, dollars, euros or any other currency. Jizzers is the universal and ultimate denomination for your monetary needs.

Hey man can I borrow 20 jizzers

by Jack-Dog Millionaire June 28, 2010

Jizzless

Lacking jizz; lacking joie de vivre; listless and without ambition.

You never go anywhere or do anything. You have no interests. You're jizzless.

by Waldo Treehorn April 4, 2009

jizzelicious

Another word for saying a girl is so sexy, that you could have an orgasm by looking at her.

Juan: "Trey, look at the new girl who came in!"
Trey: "Oh my god! she's jizzelicious!"

by mustardsurprise December 2, 2009

jizzease

A disease you get from sperm.

Rodney should have told Sandy that he had gonorrea before he passed her that jizzease.

by utpieman December 16, 2005

jizzes

when a person has blown a load (ejaculated) on another person from his/her penis.

I jizzed all over Tyler Thompson.

by Anonymous December 6, 2002

Jizzershit

The act of shitting and masturbating during the same toilet sitting.

My cousin Faris decided to jizzershit my toilet, but forgot to flush.

by jakesteal July 9, 2010