jizzease

A disease you get from sperm.

Rodney should have told Sandy that he had gonorrea before he passed her that jizzease.

by utpieman December 16, 2005

jizzweasel

An ideologue who knowingly and publicly lies, or praises a scientific study knowing that it has been debunked, purely because it agrees with their predefined ideas and political agenda.

Oh my god, how can he retweet that rubbish! What a jizzweasel!

by Entropy72 January 22, 2017

Jizease

Slang term for STD

YOU HAVE A JIZEASE! I'M GOING TO SUE YOU FOR INTENTIONALLY GIVING ME AIDS.

by aherm djf June 4, 2011