jizzease 

A disease you get from sperm.

Rodney should have told Sandy that he had gonorrea before he passed her that jizzease.

jizzease by utpieman December 16, 2005

jizzweasel 

An ideologue who knowingly and publicly lies, or praises a scientific study knowing that it has been debunked, purely because it agrees with their predefined ideas and political agenda.

Oh my god, how can he retweet that rubbish! What a jizzweasel!

jizzweasel by Entropy72 January 22, 2017

Jizease 

Slang term for STD

YOU HAVE A JIZEASE! I'M GOING TO SUE YOU FOR INTENTIONALLY GIVING ME AIDS.

Jizease by aherm djf June 4, 2011