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Jizzbanger 

A deliberately irritating, person whose only job is to get in your way. When driving to work, or waiting in line, they are there to totally slow you down and serve no other purpose. Like NPc’s in a game.
This traffic/doctors office/coffee shop line, is full of jizzbangers.
Jizzbanger by Piggysmacks1 June 27, 2025

jizzbang 

The word Jizzbang means to Masturbate or wank, or it could also mean any of the following:

Bashing the candle, Bleeding the weasel, bleedin the weed, buffing the banana, bopping the baloney, burping the worm, choking the chicken, cleaning your rifle, corking the bat, cranking the shank, cuffing the carrot, fisting your mister, flogging your dog, floggin the frog, flogging the hog, flogging the log, flute solo, jerkin'the gherkin, looping the mule, manual override, painting the pickle, pocket pinball, pocket pool, polishing the banister, polishing the rocket, pounding your flounder, pumping the python, roping the pony, spanking the monkey, teasing the weasel, tossing the turkey, walking the dog, whipping the willy, wonking your cronker, yanking the crank.

The word comes from two sections, Jizz and Bang. The first section Jizz is short for Jizzum which is another word for males sperm. And the second word, Bang means Explosion, which is when the male drops his load all over the chicks chest giving her a peral necklace.

It can also be used as an insult, as in calling someone a jizzbanger.
Dude! Last night I had the biggest Jizzbang, i filled up the whole sock!

Oh man, last night my wife gave me this Jizzbang and it shot her in the eye!

You fuckin' Jizzbanger

Don't you fuckin' Jizzbang near me!?!?!11
jizzbang by counterfeit October 12, 2004

Jizzbango 

A word used to finish a conversation when it gets awkward.
or
A word use to insult ones friends great mothers sisters
Boy: "I love you". Girl: "Okay". Boy: "Jizzbango"
Jizzbango by ty1234 March 4, 2013

jizzmonger 

1. A devourer of jizz (semen).

2. A demonic monster much like an incubus that rather than devouring young children devours jizz.
You jizzmonger, stop fucking sucking my jizz out.

jizzmonger 

A person who sells ejaculate as a profession. Jizzmongers are licensed to operate under the authority of the local Jizz Lord, although some jizzmongers flaunt the regulations and sell on the black market. This is a serious crime punishable by death.
I'm going to the jizzmonger to pick up some spunk.
jizzmonger by Gaw910 September 9, 2016

jizzburger 

the byproduct of an ejaculation into a hamburger, usually produced by fast-food employees.
John hated his job at McDonald's so much that he decided to serve up a round of jizzburgers for the lunch rush.
jizzburger by DaleDaBone December 21, 2009
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