jizzburger

the byproduct of an ejaculation into a hamburger, usually produced by fast-food employees.

John hated his job at McDonald's so much that he decided to serve up a round of jizzburgers for the lunch rush.

by DaleDaBone December 21, 2009

JizzBurger

When you come in a burger and eat it

Dude this burger taste so good
Thanks mate, its a JizzBurger!

by ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh3hhhhhhh March 5, 2025

Jizz Burger

The jizz burger is the burger you eat when it's 4 in the morning, you're totally wasted, on your way back home after a party and you decide to stop at Mcdonalds or burger king to eat smth, the cheese burger that saves you from dying, then you eat it and feel so better, it's like having an orgasm ! that's the jizz burger.

Example 1
guy 1: "Did you catch the night bus ?"
guy 2: "No, i had to stop for a jizz burger"

Example 2
Guy 1: "How did you end up yesterday night ?"
Guy 2: "Oh my god i was so drunk then i ate a jizz burger and i started to live again"

by Kobenhvn November 11, 2011

Jizz Burger

When a man ejaculates in-between a woman's pussy lips, creating two pussy buns and a tender all jizz patty.

Guy 1: Dude lets go get some food.
Guy 2: Naw Bro, i made a big Jizz Burger with my girl this morning so im good for now.

by Johnis June 4, 2009

Jizz Burger

Turkish for 'cheese burger', pronounced "chiz burger".

Cameron: 'Ougous, I was down at the petrol station earlier and I saw on the menu "jizz burger". What is it?'

Ougous (with a Turkish accent): 'You know, it's like when you go into MacDonalds and you ask for a 'chiz burger'.

by Puss-Fella March 14, 2011

Jizz Burger

A hamburger with only mayo. Whenever one bites into a jizz burger the grease and mayo unite to form a jizz like substance.

"what did you get to eat?" - dude1
"a big juicy jizz burger!" - dude2

by stupidpseudo September 26, 2009

Jizzbanger

A deliberately irritating, person whose only job is to get in your way. When driving to work, or waiting in line, they are there to totally slow you down and serve no other purpose. Like NPc’s in a game.

This traffic/doctors office/coffee shop line, is full of jizzbangers.

by Piggysmacks1 June 27, 2025