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super sweet, he won't fail to give you the attention that you need. he will definitely make you study hard and carry you in valorant. will not fail to make you smile and will teach you to play tft. 10/10 only mine
jizson is a nickname created and used by callyne only.
Jizson by itsenyllac November 23, 2021
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Jimson is a very kind hearted person. He may appear to be somewhat shy at most times and you get to think he's a total creep until you really get to know him. He's got a multi faceted ability to crush on as many girls at one time and still settle down with whomever he finally gets to choose. Love to him is more of a matter of choice knowing it's upside and downside than just mere feelings of crush. He is the only male ever to champion at multitasking. Jimson is a girl's boy and only he understands that. If you sought to study Jimson, you'll only get the opposite of who he really is - his true nature. He is pure, very loyal and would sacrifice everything for his friends and family. His thoughts in his head keep killing him and killing him. He also does overthink things most of the times and he's got a strong power of spiritual perception. He jokes around a lot but can be very serious when needed. You might not tell from his outside but he is a very smart person. He believes we are all responsible for everything that happens to us especially as a result of our actions and/or beliefs, his quote "responsibility over excuses". He doesn't like crowds and lots of people. He is more of a simple yet hard to understand person. No one in the world would ever begin to figure out what is in his thoughts. Jimson can be a complex intricacies of everything but one thing's sure, he makes one hell of a wonderful partner and knowledgeable fellow. He's just that wonderful!
You can never beat a Jimson to any mental task!
Jimson by Yeeziebreezie February 6, 2020
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A jilson is a fucking fuckboy and gets every fucking woman het wants. To meet his georgious dick is for every fucking woman a fucking pleasure.

But if you will meet a Jilson you have to prepare your fuckin stomach because you will have to eat Curry and his Curry is hot AF!
"Hey how was your date?"
"Oh Girl, he fucked the curry out of me."
"omg, you've fucked with a fucking jilson"
jilson by fuckinMilou June 6, 2017

Jimson Weed 

Notorious for its toxicity, Jimson Weed is a large flowering plant with the genus Datura and the family Solanaceae. It has long white trumpet-like flowers. Its seeds grow in pods and can be consumed (or its leaves can be smoked) to produce an extremely potent psychoactive effect.

A typical dose is 5 to 7 seeds, but it has been reported effective in as little as 2. An overdose can cause delirium, delusions, paralysis, stupor and death. This is due to its dangerous combination of atropine, scopolamine, and hyoscyamine.

Its effects are said to always trigger a 24 to 48 hour anticholinergic delirium, which basically means the user is incapable of distinguishing fantasy from reality - NOT to be confused with hallucination in which the user may know is false interpretation. Overall, no matter how bizarre things get, the user will still find the twisted reality credible.

Users report when they are not hallucinating, they still are susceptible to abnormal actions which the user perceives as normal, and things the user would never do seem like just an everyday activity: ie. Rearranging furniture into one corner of the room in a very obviously impractical way, but the user, completely aware of what they are doing still does not see it as abnormal and may believe they are doing something useful.

Common Names: Devil's Apple; Thorn Apple; Stinkweed; Devil's Weed; Malpitte; Moonflower; Toloache; Angel's Trumpet; Daemon's Trumpet
Where the f*ck is my snowsuit!?
Dude, it's July. What do you need a snowsuit f..
Can't you see I'm trying to fix the TV? Now where the f*ck is my damn snowsuit? F*CK!
Up your ass!
**Looks up Ass**
You asshole I wasn't even asking you dude, I was asking Tikiman.
Wow that Jimson Weed still has you f*cked up dude, don't take so many seeds next time!
Jimson Weed by N8Duff October 10, 2008

jimson weed 

"Be careful when taking this drug."
jimson weed by Diego August 30, 2003
A nickname for someone with the name Jon or John
"Hey Jizzon- isn't that your ho?"
jizzon by michizzle <3 November 14, 2007
A jimson is a person who has an unusual, odd, strange, weird, sus, or otherwise bad sounding name.
"Nickorack over here is a Jimson"
Jimson by The Onioner February 19, 2022
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
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Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
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In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
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Concrete cowboy 

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Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
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God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
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