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jings

A scottish slang exclamation. Same use as words like "cripes" or "---sakes". Also used to swear by.
By jings! This is terrible!

Jings, crivvens, rot and excrement!
by C Agnew January 2, 2009
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Jings

Bunch of bad ass mo' fukas that only roll with the best and are the most hardcore bitches you'll ever know. They rule the streets where they come from and if they were where you are they'd rule them streets too. betta recognize
damn back of stop frontin' those them hardcore mo' fukas da Jings
by white jing May 24, 2008
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Jings

Where some one wears one pair of jeans at waist height and a second pair on top but lower so you can see the first pair.
me: 'linda that mans wearing jings'
linda: 'thats because we're in seven kings!'
by Jakee!! October 2, 2007
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Jings Jenglish

Jings Jenglish is a spoken language where the beginning or every word begins with the letter 'J'
Ji'm jracticing jy jings jenglish jo jare jou joing jo jeat jhat jeese jurger?
by jarkerjinkins April 19, 2021
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Jingle Jangle Jewellery

Testicular decorations
Hey Dave, do you want to see my Jingle Jangle Jewellery?
by Greg_the_Smeg February 7, 2019
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jingling the change

Another slang substitute for masturbation.

To "gangsta" it up, you may also say "jinglin'" as opposed to "jingling." The "jingling/jinglin'" is done to one's penis/testicles as they are beat with the force of a hand and "the change" is the semen that is being prepared for launch.

Logic: If a warehouse of semen can be called a sperm bank, then shouldn't the semen technically be called money/"change"? And if one jingles bells, which sounds like "balls," why not say that one can "jingle" balls, "jingle" balls, jingle them "all the way"?
Man: Dude, why are your hands bouncing around in your pockets?
Dude: Man, I'm just jingling the change!
Man: Niiiiice!

Man: Dude, Jessica Alba makes me jingle my change all night long.
Dude: Man, Tila Tequila jingles my change IN PERSON!
Man: No way, Dude!
Dude: Yes way, Man!
by Allah Hottie January 11, 2010
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jizz jingle

The natural sound someone makes when they cum.
And when he came, his Jizz Jingle was a gutteral growl right in my ear!
by WeeFinnegan January 30, 2021
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