Jou

The Hispanic accented pronunciation of the English word "You", used by the character Tony Montana in the movie Scarface.

"What the fuck jou talking bout mang?"

by Bono October 6, 2004

Jou

Cuban, scareface like pronounciation of the word you

Jou know mang?

by Andy December 5, 2003

Jou

a funny man that has a laughing disorder. when you're around Jou you cant help but crack a smile. he cheers you up, unless you're pissed off, then its just annoying.
Jou is musical.

Jou fucked a dog
Jou has red cauliflower
Jou is a laughing person.
Jou makes you happy
omg stop laughing, you remind me of Jou.
JOU RULES

by Cyanide Cobain May 3, 2005

jou ma se poes

Your mother's cunt. A derogatory Afrikaans phrase used throughout South Africa. Can be highly insulting to a stranger, but oddly endearing among friends.

See: poes

Jou ma se POES!
Jou MA!
Se poes.

by Kobus Visagie February 22, 2004

jou ma

Jou Ma is Afrikaans for your mother. It is considered quite an insult.

Jou ma se gat - means your mother's ass

by James Winter August 23, 2006

Jou Ma Se Poes

A sentence in Afikaans usually used as a diss towards another person.
It translates to, "Your mother's puss"

Some dude, "Wow dude you suck dick at CoD"
Other dude, "Jou Ma Se Poes!"

by GragMasool August 23, 2016

Jou ma se poes

A friendly way of greeting someone in Afrikaans, a language popular in southern Africa.

Person 1: Jou ma se poes
Person 2: Jou ma se poes ook!

by Hans69 September 30, 2021