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Jingle Bell Cock

Term used to describe Santa Claus's penis.
-Dude I actually think Santa Claus is pretty hot
--I know! I wanna jump on his jingle bell cock
Jingle Bell Cock by lockenload23 November 30, 2016

jingle bell bitch 

friends who are festive as fuck but also some of your main bitches
Lexi: Ladies, lets go drink some hot cockalate and sing Mariah Carey Christmas jams
Ladies: Jingle Bell Bitches fucking Unite lets do this

jiggle belly

The belly jiggle. The wiggly wiggle. The belly with the jelly that's the most friendly.
Sexy guy: hey jiggle belly
Jiggly girl: hay baby
jiggle belly by CapitanHay November 1, 2011

jingle bell blunt 

A blunt smoked Christmas eve usually consisting of very dank marijuana and wrapped in red and green colored hash
"last night i smoked a jingle bell blunt"
jingle bell blunt by vexx1214 September 28, 2009

Jingle Bell Pepper Burger 

A special Christmas burger that's served with bell pepper
"Hey Bob, what's the burger of the day?" "It's the Jingle Bell Pepper Burger, you should try it!"

jingle bell run 

(noun) the act of fleeing the classroom at the bell before the teacher finishes his/her lecture on the American Revolution
By the end of 8th grade, students have perfected the jingle bell run and are ready for high school history class.
jingle bell run by telemachus777 September 12, 2020
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
Word of the Day on October 7, 2026
A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026

trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
Word of the Day on October 5, 2026
The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
Word of the Day on October 4, 2026
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
Word of the Day on October 3, 2026

Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
Word of the Day on October 2, 2026
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