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jimmyhat 

The bitch looked kinda nasty so I made sure I was wearing my jimmyhat when I was fuckin' her.
jimmyhat by Anonymous July 9, 2003

jimmyhauling 

Getting your dick sucked.

Can also be broken into two words in some alternate conjugations. In such cases, the "J" is capitalized (see last example).
"That bitch was better at jimmyhauling then Jenna Jamison!"

"Beal's sister jimmyhauled me last night."

"I'm gonna get my Jimmy hauled tonight!"
jimmyhauling by Ryan Cole May 14, 2006

Jimmyied 

*To be “Jimmyied” is to be invited to a function where you are led to believe that you and your friend will be the only individuals in attendance, but once you arrive, you learn that your friend has invited numerous other individuals with whom he has previously or currently shared employment.
“Ah, man, I totally got Jimmyied when "Jon" invited me to a go get some drinks on Friday, and when I got there, he had like 6 other people sitting at the table all of which were his lame "bros" from his work, I thought it was just us having drinks I didn't realize he invited his whole office too. I got "Jimmyied"

Jimheading 

A type of man that prefers other men with big dark mustache's. The man can talk alot of crap but when you really dig deep you'll come up with random thoughts, mis-spelled words, and dumb jokes. A real douche bag!
With that big dark mustache you might be a jimheading!
Jimheading by smackmack November 7, 2009

Jimmyhere 

A man from Youtube who not only looks like fucking Doogal, but also laughs at the stupidest shit ever. (Talk about being weak.)
Who's the hottest man to ever exist? Oh, Jimmyhere's sexy as fuck.
Jimmyhere by Ryantheshitposter July 20, 2022

jimmydean nipple 

This is for an assholeish fat guy in everyone's school.Their nipples are so big,they look like slabs of Jimmy Dean sausage on their tits.
Corey,let me touch your Jimmy Dean sausage nipples