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Jimmy Holbert
Jimmy Holbert was first used in the early 1990's to describe a worthless drugs addict.
Meth mouth is a good sign or this useless dirtbag.
Meth mouth is a good sign or this useless dirtbag.
Hey man you are not going to be able to get a good woman because your a Jimmy Holbert.
Grow some balls Jimmy Holbert!!
Grow some balls Jimmy Holbert!!
Jimmy Holbert by All girls know Long Pole Joe July 10, 2020
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Jimmy Carter
Served as the 39th President of the United States from January 20, 1977 to January 20, 1981.
He’s an amazing human being, who has devoted his post presidency to helping others through Habitat for Humanity and the Carter Center. At almost 95 years old, he’s still going strong and can run circles around Donald Trump aka Captain Bone Spurs. Despite being the oldest of the five living Presidents (Jimmy Carter himself, Bill Clinton, George W. Bush, Barack Obama and Donald Trump), he does the most good for the world, and works the hardest.
He’s an amazing human being, who has devoted his post presidency to helping others through Habitat for Humanity and the Carter Center. At almost 95 years old, he’s still going strong and can run circles around Donald Trump aka Captain Bone Spurs. Despite being the oldest of the five living Presidents (Jimmy Carter himself, Bill Clinton, George W. Bush, Barack Obama and Donald Trump), he does the most good for the world, and works the hardest.
Hannah: Who is your favorite President?
June: Jimmy Carter!
Hannah: Why? He had a bad economy.
June: True, but the other Presidents’ moral character pails in comparison to Jimmy Carter’s
June: Jimmy Carter!
Hannah: Why? He had a bad economy.
June: True, but the other Presidents’ moral character pails in comparison to Jimmy Carter’s
Jimmy Carter by Walkie Stick April 30, 2019
Slippin Jimmy
When you back slide into old, bad habbits that you are known for. The same bad habbits that you swear to everyone you have given up forever. As used by the title character in the Netflix series Better Call Saul.
"This is not what you think! I am not Slippin Jimmy anymore!"
"It wasn't my fault that I was late for work! I'm not a Slippin Jimmy! I haven't been late in weeks!"
"I'm just gonna have one drink. I'm not gonna turn into a Slippin Jimmy."
"It wasn't my fault that I was late for work! I'm not a Slippin Jimmy! I haven't been late in weeks!"
"I'm just gonna have one drink. I'm not gonna turn into a Slippin Jimmy."
Slippin Jimmy by Natelist March 13, 2017
Quick Jimmie
n. A guy who is a chronic premature ejaculator
v. A sexual experience ending in a premature ejaculation
Not to be confused with a quickie which is intentional and often appreciated by both people.
v. A sexual experience ending in a premature ejaculation
Not to be confused with a quickie which is intentional and often appreciated by both people.
Tasha finally broke up with Tim after 6 months of frustrating quick jimmies.
Ray was such a quick jimmie he would wet his boxers before Gloria got his zipper down.
cum premature ejaculation premature ejaculation cream your jeans
Ray was such a quick jimmie he would wet his boxers before Gloria got his zipper down.
cum premature ejaculation premature ejaculation cream your jeans
Quick Jimmie by Forklift July 20, 2014
Jimmy Valmer
A disabled boy who walks on crutches and stutters in the show South Park. He first appeared in Season 5 Episode 2 "Cripple Fight". He calls himself "handi-capable" and is an amateur stand-up comedian.
Jimmy Valmer: Hey w-Wendy.
Wendy Testaburger: Yeah?
Jimmy: Stan says you're a cunt...cunt...you're a cunt...
Wendy: Well tell Stan to f*ck off! (walks off)
Jimmy: cunt...cunt...continuing source of inspiration to him!
Wendy Testaburger: Yeah?
Jimmy: Stan says you're a cunt...cunt...you're a cunt...
Wendy: Well tell Stan to f*ck off! (walks off)
Jimmy: cunt...cunt...continuing source of inspiration to him!
Jimmy Valmer by x5xfrstylr June 28, 2012
jimmy mcsally
Jimmy McSally was first used on the Bort Hardly show. The JMS is an overall square who pays his bills, isn't drunk by noon and doesn't sit in the corner pulling his soft pud while bulls bang his wife, Kankles.
Kankles: Are you up for a DP with a latin bull while Bort pulls on his soft pud?
Guest: I don't know Kankles. That might be kinda weird, ya know?!
Bort: Don't be a Jimmy McSally. Fucking square!
Guest: I don't know Kankles. That might be kinda weird, ya know?!
Bort: Don't be a Jimmy McSally. Fucking square!
jimmy mcsally by BubbaArmyTroll December 17, 2020
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square grouper
Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
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Bunhead
A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
trucker's tan
A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
trucker's tan by population361 May 30, 2006
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kidulting
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
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Boffin
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”
Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
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Pee Calculus
When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
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