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Stop being a Jimmil and go sell that gas
Jimmil by Spike Johnson January 24, 2022
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Quick Jimmie 

n. A guy who is a chronic premature ejaculator
v. A sexual experience ending in a premature ejaculation

Not to be confused with a quickie which is intentional and often appreciated by both people.
Tasha finally broke up with Tim after 6 months of frustrating quick jimmies.

Ray was such a quick jimmie he would wet his boxers before Gloria got his zipper down.

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Quick Jimmie by Forklift July 20, 2014

The Jimmie Effect 

The Jimmie Effect is a known phenomenon characterized by lowering your level of purity at a rate directly preportionate to how often you talk to jimmiejaz, or someone like him. It's true, and scientifically proven.
Man, that test on okcupid.com said I was 98% pure! But now, after talking to jimmiejaz for 3 months, I'm down to a 16! o noes!
The Jimmie Effect by Io September 7, 2004

Jimmie Vaughan 

Older Brother of famous deceased bluesman Stevie Ray Vaughan, Jimmie Vaughan was guitarist with The Fabulous Thunderbirds before going solo. After making his debut as a singer with his Brother on Family Style he has released 3 albums: Out here, strange pleasure and Do You Get the Blues
Considered by many to be much underrated, he has never attempted to copy his brother’s highly ferocious style, instead opting for a more mellow sound.
His group, the Tilt-A-Wirl band is fairly unique as it contains no bass player. Hammond organist Bill Willis produceing the bands bass sound on the bass pedals of his B3 organ.
Jimmie Vaugan can often be seen playing with other blues starts such as BB King, Eric Clapton, Robert Cray, Buddy Guy and pedal steel guitarist Robert Randolph.
Jimmie Vaughan by Geoff Faro September 14, 2008

Kick me in the jimmies 

A game played to test the personal threshold of pain. Also known as "Kick me in the Jimmy" Or "Jimmy Kick". The male seeking to master pain tolerance will ask another person to "kick me in the jimmies." That person will then kick the kickee multiple times in the crotch. The kicking only ceases when the kickee (one being Kicked) gives in.
Stevo from jackass asked an entire fourth grade school class to line up and kick him in the jimmy one by one, as hard as they could. They kicked and kicked, "Kick me in the jimmies!" he cried.
After 14 kicks, a skinny, blond girl ran up to him and smashed her foot into his crotch as hard as she could. A soft crunch was audible as Steveo sunk to the ground with a whimper.
Kick me in the jimmies by Sabrina66 November 10, 2007

Rustle My Jimmies 

“That Really Rustled My Jimmies” is an expression that is used to convey feelings of discontent or discomfort in response to someone else’s post in imageboards and discussion forums, most notably on 4chan. To rustle one's jimmies means to make someone discontent or to bother someone.
Man 1: "This guy is your boyfriend? He's worthless!"

Man 2: "That really does Rustle My Jimmies man..."
Rustle My Jimmies by Carlos-a-16 December 12, 2012
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That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
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