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Jihadistan 

Any country that is under the control of terrorists. The jihadists are the judge, jury, and executioner against anyone who opposes them.
Jihadistan is a crappy place to live.

Bahariterran Jihadist 

Bahariterran Jihadists blew up the masters and freed slaves in the USA's south.
1) Someone who kills, like, twenty civilians of their own country for every one American soldier they kill.

2) Someone who's grossly incompetent, as indicated above.

3) Stereotypical Arabian guy.

4) A coward.
1) "Fucking Jihadists are always killing innocent people."

2) "Wake the fuck up you fucking Jihadist, we have customers waiting!"

3) "Look out for that Jihadist there; he might have a bomb strapped to him or something."

4) "Look at the Jihadist run!"
Jihadist by Fuck Shit Piss August 30, 2007

jihadist hug 

the process of shitting on someone's head while screaming Allah hu akbar
calvin was being a bitch, so i gave him a jihadist hug

Social Terrorist/Jihadist 

(1) One who intentionally disrupts or destroys interpersonal relationships through malicious means; (2) One who intentionally or recklessly creates awkward tension in what was otherwise a good conversation or atmosphere; (3) One who systematically prosecutes a malicious design to make a person(s) feel as though they are isolated, worthless, disliked, or hated in order to achieve some favorable personal objective; (4) One who acts so outrageous so as to surpass the bounds of civilized society and common decency in order to embarrass, harass, or intimidate others in order to exact a favorable personal objective.
Dude, she just threatened to tell my friend something insulting I said about her when I was really mad unless I apologize for glancing in the general direction of another girl who was at the bar too many times. I'm in a relationship with a social terrorist/jihadist.

Jihadistrophic 

Adj: An unsound action or occurrence that causes a unified gathering of nihilistic opposition so committed to rectifying the action or retaliating in kind, that they form a Jihad mindset.
If you keep taunting those protesters with Pro-Bush chants we're likely to find ourselves in a Jihadistrophic situation!
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