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jigglewatts 

1.21 jigglewatts represents the amount of ample curvature present in a female body that will turn an average male in to a blubbering puddle of stupid. It is not a measure of attractiveness as low jigglewattage females can be very sexy, example Madonna, Kiera Knightley and Milla Jovovich would score low (0.0.3) on the scale, while Scarlett Johansson and Kim Kardashian score near the maximum (1.21).
Her picture on facebook indicates a high amount of jigglewatts.
jigglewatts by Kelce January 18, 2008

jigglewatt 

A unit for measuring the power generated by a gorgeous woman's movements for the express benefit of her audience, ranging anywhere from a burlesque dancer's wild shimmy and shake, to the confident strut of a woman in red stilettos.

The Jigglewatt symbol (JW) is a unit for measuring power equal to one kajillion, bazillion, gazillion watts. Few things (or people) can withstand the transfer or consumption of energy on this scale, some of these events or entities include: lightning strikes, falling in love, Lana Turner's smile, firefighters wearing special goggles, the supercollider, Stephen Hawking, and the number 4. ... And of course, the girls of The Jigglewatts Burlesque troupe...
1. The jigglewatts she radiated could boil water from across the room.
2. Have you seen The Jigglewatts? You can pick your favorite or collect all four.
jigglewatt by Ruby Joule July 8, 2006

jiggletastic 

Jiggletastic

Adj. A girl with a really jiggly rack.
Whoa, her tits are jiggletastic.
jiggletastic by Edog February 4, 2006

Jigglebate

To fornicate. To please a member of the opposite sex in a way they will never forget.
Bob: "Hey man, how do you know that hot ass chick over there?"

Dwight: "Oh her? I so Jigglebated that girl last night."


Random Guy: Man I wish I could do some jigglebating tonight!

jigglewag 

people who are in a silly goofy mood 24/7
Omg Kyle you are such a jigglewag LOL!!
jigglewag by rachelhackerr November 5, 2021

jiggletits 

The ample sway of a woman's breasts the likes of which are similar to fresh jello. The jiggle happens when she walks, fucks, runs or dances. The waves of titty flesh appear to be beautifully linked to natural titty meat and is more pronounced with larger endowed titty's or women with large natural breasts and is one main ingredient for a titjob. Thank godness for BBW's and mature tittys. Shout out to no bras!
Her jiggletits sway mercilessly in the wind.
Those jiggletits dangle nicely when she gets spooned.
That woman has jiggletits and I want to motorboat those puppies.
When Iazia danced she bent over to show her glistening jiggletits.
I played the drums on her jiggletits and it looked like earthquake jello.
jiggletits by XXXME September 6, 2011
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"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
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