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A typical way of writing Jason, but in Spanish. Jeysson is branded with the biggest dick award in the school all the time and is the strongest fucker you will ever see. He plays hockey which is funny because he doesn't have a chance since there has never been a Caribbean-born hockey player, sucks for him. Jeysson is in desperate need of a new girlfriend and wants too smash badly however he doesn't let girls know how big his dick really is because he is worried it is too big for them.
Jeysson to girl- My dick is BIG
girl- *instant orgasm*
Jeysson by Jeysson April 3, 2019
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Jeisson an extremely handsome guy, usually with curly hair.

Has a sexy voice and will love you no matter what
Damn, I wish I had a Jeisson
Jeisson by Alice_graves June 17, 2020
The best guy some one could ever meet he is super attractive , intelligent, sexy, hot and more. He gets so many girls and is a really fun character. He is also loving and falls in love too quickly, but still generally cares about everyone he meets
wow, that jeyson guy sure is fine!
jeyson by classythoughts October 8, 2014
He is the type of person that shows love by how he talks to you

He is the best person to be in a relationship with because he will love you with all of his heart

He will always be happy but his happiness can change in an instant if you annoy him or try to harm him with words or physical actions
I am a Jesson

Jesson loves you
jesson by Kalihi_fuck_boy July 13, 2017
Jersson is a fine human being that is very popular at school and gets a ton of girls every girl likes him
jersson is fine thooo!
Jersson by local kiddoooo July 8, 2020
Jeyson is the largest guy you have ever seen. It's physically impossible not to see him. He is everywhere and nowhere. He is the alpha and the omega. He's not God, if that's what you're thinking. He's just large. And wide. Large and wide. He is the concept of mass itself. You cannot get his image out of your head. No matter how hard you try. Just accept his almighty size. That's all you can do.
Person 1: *Looks through telescope*
Person 2: What do you see?
Person 1: Jeyson.
Person 2: What else?
Person 1: Nothing else. He's all I can see.
Jeyson by laffyhaffy August 31, 2019
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