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jayson tatum

The next Lebron James. The kid is goated as fuck already and he has more comin his way. He is the small forward for the Boston Celtics (aka the best team in the association). The light skin mamba.
Random guy: Who is that sexy dude playing small forward for the C’s
Any educated person: Oh that’s just the light skin mamba, Jayson Tatum

The Jayson 

When you put your hand down the back of her pants in public and finger her butthole.
Did you see that guy pull The Jayson?? He was knuckle deep hand feeding that bison!
The Jayson by The Real Wiz 76 November 29, 2015
Sexiest most amazing person ever. You would be lucky to even know him. If you have had the privilege of meeting him then you are of a special few. Jayson is the most loving sweet and kind person ever. He'll go down on you more than he'll take a bj. He has the biggest dick in the world
I love Jayson. He ate me out all night last night.
Jayson by A.f. January 18, 2015
Savage that fucked your bitch and is nice and good at cuddling 😏and looks at ass alot 🍑😍 yuhhhhh yeeetttttt
Jayson is a good kid
Jayson by Dis dick 6969696969 May 16, 2018
A Jayson is a person ( or alien ) who will always be there for you and stick by your side even when you are at a all time low. They are the perfect friend or boyfriend or girlfriend. You fall in love with there looks but once you meet them you will fall head over heels for them.there the kind of person who would walk through hell and back for you. You better find your Jayson and sweep them off there feet.

Could be any religion, culture, or race
You: how I love that Jayson !
Jayson by Pinkpig1ELF April 25, 2019

doing a jayson 

HAVING A MASSIVE BONER, when someone has a boner while everyone points and laughs repeatedly saying boner.
did you hear that louis was doing a jayson last night
doing a jayson by super_nerd_123 August 5, 2016
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funflation 

The recent boom in consumer spending on entertainment and experiences with a high demand running up the cost of enjoying of those experiences.
I’m trying to go to this Taylor Swift concert but the funflation has made it so impossible for me to afford tickets.
funflation by Dfree523 November 17, 2023
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Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.
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Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
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Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
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piddlefart

verb. To waste time doing nothing.
Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
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anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
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