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Jeyson is the largest guy you have ever seen. It's physically impossible not to see him. He is everywhere and nowhere. He is the alpha and the omega. He's not God, if that's what you're thinking. He's just large. And wide. Large and wide. He is the concept of mass itself. You cannot get his image out of your head. No matter how hard you try. Just accept his almighty size. That's all you can do.
Person 1: *Looks through telescope*
Person 2: What do you see?
Person 1: Jeyson.
Person 2: What else?
Person 1: Nothing else. He's all I can see.
Person 2: What do you see?
Person 1: Jeyson.
Person 2: What else?
Person 1: Nothing else. He's all I can see.
by laffyhaffy August 31, 2019
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