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Jeyson is the largest guy you have ever seen. It's physically impossible not to see him. He is everywhere and nowhere. He is the alpha and the omega. He's not God, if that's what you're thinking. He's just large. And wide. Large and wide. He is the concept of mass itself. You cannot get his image out of your head. No matter how hard you try. Just accept his almighty size. That's all you can do.
Person 1: *Looks through telescope*
Person 2: What do you see?
Person 1: Jeyson.
Person 2: What else?
Person 1: Nothing else. He's all I can see.
Jeyson by laffyhaffy August 31, 2019
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Jeyson Has No FUCKING NECK MY NIGGA.
Jeyson by Nope115 May 9, 2018
Strong, loyal, protective, artistic, will sacrifice himself so others don't go without. His kindness is unlike any other but so is his temper. Those who are on the side of his love will never want to leave, those who are on the side of his rath will wish they could leave but for some reason are drawn to him anyway. Compassionate, understanding, great fighter but also gives good advice. Very sexy, his eyes look straight into your soul. There is no other like him. He does not open up easily but the lucky girl that wins his heart is treated like the queen she is. He recognizes his soulmate and makes sure she knows it. She is spoiled by him but also knows that she must spoil him in return. There is no greater love story then Jerson, the king, and his queen.
Q: How did she get so lucky to wind up with Jerson when so many before her failed?
A: Jerson always knew he would recognize his queen when she finally came along, in his eyes no other can compare.
Statement: She is one lucky girl, there is no one else like Jerson.
Statement: She knows it too, there will be no other for him because she will never let him go, they are true soulmates. J&H
Jerson by La Reina de Jerson April 12, 2013

Jeydon Jacob 

The Cute, amazing, Immature in an extremely funny way person. All the girls fall head over heels for him. He dates lots of people, but it doesn't work out, because he wants that one girl. He doesn't have much self-confidence because he doesn't know how much people care for him. He puts smiles to every ones face and makes them feel special. You can't even describe how amazing he is. I just Love Jeydon. <3
Is that Jeydon jacob?
Yeah, Isn't He amazing?
SOOO, AMAZING.
Jeydon Jacob by JeydonsStalker August 10, 2012
A person who loves u alot and can do anything ,he don't care of what others think about him. He is just perfect for his friends . The girl will be lucky to have him
Joyson by Khushi shah October 26, 2018

jetsonian 

Relating to a time in the future, similar to that on the classic television show The Jetsons.
We are only a few years worth of R&D away from a fully working jetsonian car.
jetsonian by jetsonian March 31, 2003
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
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A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
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trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
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The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
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