Jeysson
A typical way of writing Jason, but in Spanish. Jeysson is branded with the biggest dick award in the school all the time and is the strongest fucker you will ever see. He plays hockey which is funny because he doesn't have a chance since there has never been a Caribbean-born hockey player, sucks for him. Jeysson is in desperate need of a new girlfriend and wants too smash badly however he doesn't let girls know how big his dick really is because he is worried it is too big for them.
Jeisson
Jeisson an extremely handsome guy, usually with curly hair.
Has a sexy voice and will love you no matter what
Has a sexy voice and will love you no matter what
Jeisson by Alice_graves June 17, 2020
jeyson
The best guy some one could ever meet he is super attractive , intelligent, sexy, hot and more. He gets so many girls and is a really fun character. He is also loving and falls in love too quickly, but still generally cares about everyone he meets
jeyson by classythoughts October 8, 2014
jesson
He is the type of person that shows love by how he talks to you
He is the best person to be in a relationship with because he will love you with all of his heart
He will always be happy but his happiness can change in an instant if you annoy him or try to harm him with words or physical actions
He is the best person to be in a relationship with because he will love you with all of his heart
He will always be happy but his happiness can change in an instant if you annoy him or try to harm him with words or physical actions
jesson by Kalihi_fuck_boy July 13, 2017
Jeyson
Jeyson is the largest guy you have ever seen. It's physically impossible not to see him. He is everywhere and nowhere. He is the alpha and the omega. He's not God, if that's what you're thinking. He's just large. And wide. Large and wide. He is the concept of mass itself. You cannot get his image out of your head. No matter how hard you try. Just accept his almighty size. That's all you can do.
Person 1: *Looks through telescope*
Person 2: What do you see?
Person 1: Jeyson.
Person 2: What else?
Person 1: Nothing else. He's all I can see.
Person 2: What do you see?
Person 1: Jeyson.
Person 2: What else?
Person 1: Nothing else. He's all I can see.
Jeyson by laffyhaffy August 31, 2019
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Salad Days
green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.
Rashness with little concern of consequence.
Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare
"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."
- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
Rashness with little concern of consequence.
Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare
"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."
- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
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board chow
A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.
B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.
B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.
B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.
B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
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