when you try to mac on the girl of you dreams and end up ejaculating in your pants. leaving a giant wet mark that runs down your leg, onto your crusty shoes forming a lake of jizz around your feet
erin: hey evan
evan: hi.... ohh ohh no..
erin: whats wrong?
evan: uhh nothing..
erin: OMG!! you are so fucking weird!
evan: whateva im just goin jexy style
Jexyll is a chill person, he can be friends with literally anyone. He has a beautiful smile and he is very tall. He is a smart person and has a beautiful personality.
TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.
another term for a station wagon, mini-van, or any other kind of vehicle that is targeted at the "family" demographic(also M.A.V.)
"Tactical advantages aside, the M.A.V. is top of the line for the holy warrior troop transport manufactured by the Church of Latter Day Saints Military Industrial Complex. Also great for family trips...to heathen lands."
12 step recovery jargon referring to someone new who talks about how great life is, now that they're sober. Usually meaning that the person is out of touch with reality.
The new guy seems prettyhappy for a dude who has no job, no money and no family. He must be on a pink cloud.