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Jiztastic 

Something Extremely Awesome, similar to an orgasm.
Oh man that Velveeta Mac n' Cheese was Jiztastic
Jiztastic by Akkattakk April 30, 2010

Jacktastic 

A person named Jack who is fantastic.
"Man that guy Jack is fantastic"
"He's fucking Jacktastic"
Jacktastic by Jack Likes Fire August 2, 2007
a sensation one feels in the presence of a beautiful smart girl that is named Jen. The feeling is one of numbness and awe.
John gets a jentastic sensation everytime this one girl named Jen is nearby.
Jentastic by John Duckworth May 18, 2008

joltastic 

The way one feels when drinking jolt; a combination of the words 'fantastic' and 'jolt.'
I just drank two canisters of Jolt and life is GOOD. I'm JOLTASTIC!!!
joltastic by e.a.nowakattack March 17, 2008

Juantastic 

When something is so cool and awesome at some point it ain't fantastic no more it becomes junatastic.
-Yo Nicolas check this shit out

-It's Juantastic
Juantastic by PamelaChu13 August 18, 2016

jackastic 

Adjective form of the commonly used noun "jackass."

A passive-aggressive insult.

Usually used in situations and settings where swearing or blue language is not allowed, like corporate boardrooms, church, the family dinner table, etc.

Often allows speaker to call someone a jackass without the recipient of the insult even realizing what they are being called. Allows for a two-pronged verbal attack: 1) recipient is labled a jackass, 2) recipient suffers the embarrassment of being called a word that sounds like they should know the definition of, but don't. It this context, jackastic is a passive aggressive word.
I appreciate your passion for this quarter's sales results, Bob, but if you could save jackastic observations for the Q & A segment, we would all appreciate it.

Does the fact that you got cut from the cheerleading squad again explain why you are being so jackastic today?
jackastic by the sarcastic wordsmith December 31, 2004
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
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