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Jiztastic 

Something Extremely Awesome, similar to an orgasm.
Oh man that Velveeta Mac n' Cheese was Jiztastic
Jiztastic by Akkattakk April 30, 2010

Jacktastic 

A person named Jack who is fantastic.
"Man that guy Jack is fantastic"
"He's fucking Jacktastic"
Jacktastic by Jack Likes Fire August 2, 2007
a sensation one feels in the presence of a beautiful smart girl that is named Jen. The feeling is one of numbness and awe.
John gets a jentastic sensation everytime this one girl named Jen is nearby.
Jentastic by John Duckworth May 18, 2008

joltastic 

The way one feels when drinking jolt; a combination of the words 'fantastic' and 'jolt.'
I just drank two canisters of Jolt and life is GOOD. I'm JOLTASTIC!!!
joltastic by e.a.nowakattack March 17, 2008

Juantastic 

When something is so cool and awesome at some point it ain't fantastic no more it becomes junatastic.
-Yo Nicolas check this shit out

-It's Juantastic
Juantastic by PamelaChu13 August 18, 2016

jackastic 

Adjective form of the commonly used noun "jackass."

A passive-aggressive insult.

Usually used in situations and settings where swearing or blue language is not allowed, like corporate boardrooms, church, the family dinner table, etc.

Often allows speaker to call someone a jackass without the recipient of the insult even realizing what they are being called. Allows for a two-pronged verbal attack: 1) recipient is labled a jackass, 2) recipient suffers the embarrassment of being called a word that sounds like they should know the definition of, but don't. It this context, jackastic is a passive aggressive word.
I appreciate your passion for this quarter's sales results, Bob, but if you could save jackastic observations for the Q & A segment, we would all appreciate it.

Does the fact that you got cut from the cheerleading squad again explain why you are being so jackastic today?
jackastic by the sarcastic wordsmith December 31, 2004