Jewsiv

The term used for calling a Jew with the first name Joseph. Joseph + Jew = Jewsiv

Hey Jewsiv, come with us to the Matisyahu concert tonight

by JEWSIV June 12, 2010

jewniversity

A university or college that has a large percentage of Jewish students.

NYU, Yeshiva, U of Maryland, Rutgers, Brandeis, Columbia, CUNY Queens, SUNY Binghamton, Yale, Northwestern, etc....

Good usage: "I go to New York Jewniversity." aka N.Y.Jew.

by Jeremizzle May 13, 2006

jewniverse

where all the jews will live in the future

where all the jews came from

That bitch is from the jewniverse

by vikings2326 May 9, 2008

Jewsianfusion

A half white, half asian dude, who has nappy hair that grows into a jewfro. This dude also happens to be super cool and isn't your typical asian (i.e. he's bad at math). He also isn't studying to be a doctor or engineer, he is in a international studies program. He also happens to be a stud.

-"Hey do you know any jewsianfusions?"
-"yeah, actually! He goes to the same liberal arts college as me. He's super cool."

by GLstudent1234 November 18, 2012

Jewsic/Joosic

An abbreviation for Jewish music.

" Wow, I just can't stop dancing to the beat of this jewsic/joosic."

by Peckerama April 11, 2008

Jewtivities

The Jewish services held on Friday nights (a.k.a. shabat) where Jews dress up fancy, go to services, and do not use electricity.

Hey, I'll meet up with you when I get done with jewtivities

by Sir_Nicholas February 8, 2013

jewsitar

A stringed instrument, most commonly found in the Hindu Kush, wearing a large black hat and having curly string-like material descending from the sides. Other common features are large nose and glasses. The sound is said to relieve the listener of all petty cash.

Dude, I once saw a jewsitar in India. Sounded like Phil Collins.
Dude. Mine sounds like Kiss.

Hey man, jewsitar isn't a Scrabble word.
*Whines* But I get the triple word score!

by TI894life June 30, 2009