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jewniverse 

where all the jews will live in the future

where all the jews came from
That bitch is from the jewniverse
jewniverse by vikings2326 May 9, 2008
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Jewniverse 

A term of art used to describe one's community of jewish acquaintances.
Ari: have you spoken to Saul Moskovitz lately?

Noah: Paul Moskovitz? The Urologist?

Ari: No, Saul. The Butcher!

Noah: I do not know this man you speak of!

Ari: Oy, Noah, you live in such a small Jewniverse!
Jewniverse by Gorilla Adam April 19, 2009

Jewniverse 

1. What the world will be if Hollywood executives have their way.
2. An alternative reality where money flows from rivers.
3. Your mother.
You are the most hateful person in the Jewniverse.
Jewniverse by Darel June 26, 2007

Juniverse 

1. (noun) A place where all the experiences, or feelings one gets while being with Junius are captured; experiences in a Juniverse can be negative or positive.
"Careful before you step into my Juniverse"
- Junius
Juniverse by Steven Billips October 4, 2009

jewniversity 

A university or college that has a large percentage of Jewish students.

NYU, Yeshiva, U of Maryland, Rutgers, Brandeis, Columbia, CUNY Queens, SUNY Binghamton, Yale, Northwestern, etc....
Good usage: "I go to New York Jewniversity." aka N.Y.Jew.
jewniversity by Jeremizzle May 13, 2006

Dewniverse 

so, you’re a harry styles fan looking for the meaning too, huh?
“the new pleasing collection just dropped… what the fuck is the whole dewniverse??”
Dewniverse by louisdimple March 6, 2022

Jennaverse 

The world of Jenna. To be in the exclusive circle of friends and lovers of Jenna. A fabulous world of excitement, fun, laughter and sex. Those residing in the heaven that is Jennaverse are said to be stars. Those excluded, are black holes.
He's cute. Is he new to the Jennaverse?
Jennaverse by Ciaochowbella September 26, 2011
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Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
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