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matisyahu 

hetty hasidic rapper/ reggae artists. born matthew miller in upstate NY. used to be a huge pot head, but turned straight edge. after a visit to israel, turned more religious and tried to show his friends, but they only cared about getting fucked up. back in the day, he used to be a huge phish head; his favorite song is harry hood. dropped out of high school to go on tour with trey and the boys. performed at bonnaroo with Trey. popular albums are the great live at stubb's and youth (meh).
Matisyahu is so hetty
matisyahu by Gratefulumphish703 April 29, 2008

Matisyahu 

A jewish reggae musician/rapper from Whiteplains, New York.
Matisyahu rocked the house in the Jimmy Kimmel show.
Matisyahu by J. Rizal January 18, 2005

matisyahu 

Matisyahu is a badass jew, prolly the greatest jew evar!
Horst dosen`t like Matisyahu because he`s a silly nazi.
matisyahu by Avtomat Kalashnikova November 10, 2007

matisyahu 

A Jewish Reggae rapper formerly known as Matthew Miller.

He is a former trouble maker turned Haisidic Jew.

He is also known for his great beatboxing skills.
Matisyahu spits mad rhymes.
matisyahu by C_Dub January 7, 2006

The Matisyahu Effect

The Matisyahu Effect is when a person of a ethnic minority becomes successful in a genre of music that is not "typical" to they're ethnic background. Most of the time the artist will only be mediocre, but because of their step into a new genre, they are immediatly popular.
The Matisyahu Effect would be responsible for the popularity of...

A black guy playing guitar like Jack Johnson

A chinese girl playing piano like Alisha Keyes

A Jew rapping

A Hindu techno writer named "DJ Krishna"

ect...

Polina Mattityahu 

The name you use to stalk the really cute girl you met at a t&f meet who looks like one of ur friends fictional crushes
Hey my name is Polina Mattityahu, has anyone ever told you that you look like Nat from Yellowjackets..?
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Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
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Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026
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Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
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