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Jewhive

A Jewhive is the beehive hairstyle when worn by Jewish women such as Amy Winehouse.
Amy Winehouse had a Jewhive
by cornishmonk August 3, 2011
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jewniversity

A university or college that has a large percentage of Jewish students.

NYU, Yeshiva, U of Maryland, Rutgers, Brandeis, Columbia, CUNY Queens, SUNY Binghamton, Yale, Northwestern, etc....
Good usage: "I go to New York Jewniversity." aka N.Y.Jew.
by Jeremizzle May 13, 2006
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jewniverse

where all the jews will live in the future

where all the jews came from
That bitch is from the jewniverse
by vikings2326 May 9, 2008
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Jew hive

A group of people standing close together in a small area
"Yo man look at all those people huddled together "

"it's a Jew hive!"
by Fgambone August 19, 2011
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Jewhine

Excessive whining from a Jewish person about the suffering of his people.
Arie ruined the party last night , all he did was jewhine. Then proceeded to eat all the bacon and leave in his German made car.
by KS bang u April 16, 2020
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Harvard Jewniversity

The chief global center of greed, decadence and corruption. A school where the administration has no respect for freedom of speech and to be admitted you either have to be some rich jew's kid, some transgender 1/64th native american sports jock or some totally unqualified affirmative action douchebag who barks really loud and knows how to use their special 'identity' to get some from the rest of the world.
Ira Jewberg donated $50 million in money stolen from the working man to Harvard Jewniversity to secure a spot for his rich, spoiled, transgender jew athlete 1/64th Native American kid so they can be a do nothing billionaire CEO and fuck over the rest of the world under the guise of making the world a better place. Meanwhile Asian Americans with perfect SAT scores and grades are being turned down right and left with no explanation.
by D Flawless May 26, 2020
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Jewniverse

A term of art used to describe one's community of jewish acquaintances.
Ari: have you spoken to Saul Moskovitz lately?

Noah: Paul Moskovitz? The Urologist?

Ari: No, Saul. The Butcher!

Noah: I do not know this man you speak of!

Ari: Oy, Noah, you live in such a small Jewniverse!
by Gorilla Adam April 19, 2009
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