jewpon 

(N.)Mutation of the word coupon. Goes along with the stereotype that jewish persons are cheap or will go to great lengths to save money.

Which brand of detergent do you have that jewpon for? I want to save 75 cents so I can get a candy bar.

jewpon by moogie January 2, 2005

jewpon 

a variation of the word coupon, used for one that doesn't really save you any money. it implies that the coupon was made by a Jew, who, stereotypically, is very stingy/cheep .

Mark: Hey check out this coupon! Three sandwiches for $9!
John: Dude, those are $3 each anyways.
Mark: What a rip-off! This is such a jewpon.

jewpon by nikki-nikki August 17, 2009

Jewpon 

Merging of Jew and Coupon. A Non Derogatory term.

When someone tries to get a discount at a store on a NON SALE item or claims they left their LEGITIMATE coupon at home for a discount at a restaurant or store.

Steve: Sir, do you think its possible that I can get 20% off this TV?

Salesman: But this TV isn't on sale

Steve: Yeah, I know..but....

Salesman: Sorry sir, We don't accept JEWPONS here !

Jewpon by Tallgoalie July 14, 2010

jewdonym 

A pseudonym, stage name, or nom de plume meant to obscure one's Jewish heritage.

Jon Stewart: jewdonym of Jon Leibowitz
Natalie Portman: jewdonym of Natalie Hershlag
Jason Alexander: jewdonym of Jason Greenspan
Woody Allen: jewdonym of Allen Stewart Konigsberg
Paul Stanley: jewdonym of Stanley Eisen

jewdonym by QRDeNameland March 31, 2010

jewpoofery

this describes jewish men who are outwardly camp as knickers, but who then amaze you when they introduce you to their wife and four children. more often than not they are married to a very strong woman who continues the role of his domineering mother. he is happy in this world convincing no one but maybea himself. it would never occur to him to come out of the closet as this would shatter not only his world, but that of his parents, his wife, umpteen children, the congregants of his synagogue. he would then feel duty bound to resign from whatever charity work he does. but worse than all of these things..... there would be a silence whenever he walked into the deli on a sunday for his two bagels..... this would be earth shattering as there has never been a silence when more than one jewish person has been in a room

too many to mention, but i don't fancy getting sued for libel by a jewpoofery lawyer that i know

jewpoofery by mamzer1873 September 28, 2008

Jewpanese 

An individual of mixed Japanese and Jewish ancestry. There are probably like seven of them.

I think Rabbi Yamamotoberg is Jewpanese.

Jewpanese by anonymous January 2, 2004

jewdon

a nickmane for a jewish person named jordan.

better watch out, Jewdon might sue you.

jewdon by james9999222 June 22, 2008