jewson

A person who is, but refuses to be reffered to as, a jew.

"I'm not Jewish!" said the bearded Rabbi.
"You're a jewson, you're in denial!" replied George Foreman.

by Liam McCaffrey May 1, 2006

Jewson

A Jewish kike named Jason

This bitch Jewson over here is a fag, go pick up a penny!

by nniiigggaaaaa May 28, 2019

jewson

jewson is a more endearing alternative on the word jewbie. as well as being a construction equipment company, jewson refers to little jews and is to jew as niglet is to nigger

got your supermarket vouchers with you jewson?

by vojtart April 27, 2006

Jewson

Jewson is a g. He is the son of God and owned by Cheryl and Cheryl. Jewson is going to be famous one day and has the BIGGEST d*ck out of everyone on earth

Cheryl : hey jewson my son

Cheryl : awww hello jewson

Jewson : f*ck off u poo

by Blackmansuckyourmum September 23, 2019

Jerson

Strong, loyal, protective, artistic, will sacrifice himself so others don't go without. His kindness is unlike any other but so is his temper. Those who are on the side of his love will never want to leave, those who are on the side of his rath will wish they could leave but for some reason are drawn to him anyway. Compassionate, understanding, great fighter but also gives good advice. Very sexy, his eyes look straight into your soul. There is no other like him. He does not open up easily but the lucky girl that wins his heart is treated like the queen she is. He recognizes his soulmate and makes sure she knows it. She is spoiled by him but also knows that she must spoil him in return. There is no greater love story then Jerson, the king, and his queen.

Q: How did she get so lucky to wind up with Jerson when so many before her failed?
A: Jerson always knew he would recognize his queen when she finally came along, in his eyes no other can compare.
Statement: She is one lucky girl, there is no one else like Jerson.
Statement: She knows it too, there will be no other for him because she will never let him go, they are true soulmates. J&H

by La Reina de Jerson April 12, 2013

jewdonym

A pseudonym, stage name, or nom de plume meant to obscure one's Jewish heritage.

Jon Stewart: jewdonym of Jon Leibowitz
Natalie Portman: jewdonym of Natalie Hershlag
Jason Alexander: jewdonym of Jason Greenspan
Woody Allen: jewdonym of Allen Stewart Konigsberg
Paul Stanley: jewdonym of Stanley Eisen

by QRDeNameland March 31, 2010

jetsonian

Relating to a time in the future, similar to that on the classic television show The Jetsons.

We are only a few years worth of R&D away from a fully working jetsonian car.

by jetsonian March 31, 2003