Jewnection

Contacts made through a community of Jewish individuals.

Hey do you know that girl through your jewnections?

Jewnection by JasonS123 September 25, 2007

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jewduction

Buying an item then obtain a free good, then deducting the price of the original cost. -Jewduction

I bought a gram of blow from heather, for 40 bucks to my surprise she sucked me off, on the house. To my knowledge if my jewduction is correct. The cost of blow was only 15 dollars. Jewduction

jewduction by xSLEIGHRx February 28, 2013

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Related Words

Jewnection • jewrection • Jeanrection • jewduction

Jeanrection

When you get a stiffy from hand-to-jeanclad-genitalia contact.

My girlfriend had her hand on my lap when we were watching a movie and I got a total jeanrection!

Jeanrection by xsovi July 15, 2010

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jewrection

A cheap erection.

Timika: Are you gonna see David again?

Lashawn: No, he had a jewrection.

jewrection by Jaariah February 24, 2011

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breatharian

One whos diet consists of air, light, and prana, with a possible sip of water now and then.

The breatharian has air, light, and prana for food.

breatharian by leena gabor November 8, 2005

Word of the Day on June 3, 2026

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A Booger In The Nose Of Progress

Anything that impedes or otherwise interferes with a process going forward.

"Militarily, that inquest was a booger in the nose of progress."

or

"As far as human rights are concerned, this political infighting is a booger in the nose of progress."

A Booger In The Nose Of Progress by Rok'n'rol Wannabe October 19, 2006

Word of the Day on June 2, 2026

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🤡🫵🏻

How to say "you're an idiot/clown" using only emojis.

Person 1: Insert completely incorrect and/or idiotic statement here
Person 2: 🤡🫵🏻

🤡🫵🏻 by Ubeenbamboozledson May 31, 2026

Word of the Day on June 1, 2026

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