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1)*predominant usage of the word* Contact lenses, AKA small pieces of plastic (which these days are usually pretty soft, as compared to the older, stiffer "hard" contacts) which are basically stuck on your eyeball as a replacement for glasses. They have grown in popularity in the last several years, to the point where many people have them because they
a)find them better than glasses
or b)think they'll look cooler without their glasses.
Watching people put in contacts is rather gross, and some people will tell you they hurt a lot or aren't worth all the trouble they cause. But many others love having contacts and would never go back to wearing glasses.
2) people you contact for information (similar to sources)
1) My friend just got contacts cause he was sick of his glasses.
2) My contacts within the agency told me that the president was planning to unleash a new program soon.
contacts by andriod5 September 20, 2005
Words you can keep
Don't wear them to sleep.
Guy A: my friend wore contacts to sleep, and they got stuck on the back of her eye and she had surgery to remove them .... yeah

Guy B (deep voice): That's pretty G.
contacts by collin z January 13, 2010
Little thin pieces of plastic that makes a geek or techie look hot.
*puts contacts in* I am not a dork anymore because I don't have these fucking glasses on me!!!
contacts by Lil Duff 2008 June 17, 2008
The most annoying and painfull thing on the planet. You practically poke your eye our just to get them in, then 12 hours later you have to get them out of your bloodshot eyes. Major pain in the ass.

Yet I perfer them over glasses.
AHH!!! Stupid #$^%$@&@ contacts!!!! That mofo just fell off my eye!

Come take your contacts off 

Follow me into the bathroom where we will engage in sexual activities; such as Oral sex
Person 1: Come take your contacts off
Person 2: sure
...hour later
Person 1: Feeling better
Person: Much

got my contacts in 

A phrase to tell people youre high without actually saying it.
Why are your eyes so red? I got my contacts in nigga
Word of the Day on January 2, 2014

Chinese Contacts

when you bust a fat nut in a girls eye so she squints for a several days like a chinese person
Does Sam have an eye infection?" "Nah she's just wearing her chinese contacts... again
Chinese Contacts by Ice Kingz January 5, 2011
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