Jewmormon

A new religion started in the 21st century in middle Georgia that centers around the philosophy that e=mc^2, where everything equals my choice. Jewmormons usually are hard rockers, rebels, daredevils, and they never have a hard time with the ladies.

Man, those Jewmormons are so awesome, and they don't give a shit about anything!

by Dr lbs February 7, 2009

jewmorous

stereotypical jewish humor in movies and shows jews are allowed to laugh at, but non-jews aren't, because they don't "get it".

I never really got into Seinfeld, it's a little too jewmorous for me.

by Brohanna December 3, 2010

Jewmormish

A person who is Jewish, Mormon and and Amish. It is believed these are the people responsible for writing soap operas. They lack the ability to create realistic scenarios and dialog, and portray daily life in a skewed view only possible from someone who is religiously confused. The environments are often unrealistic, using excessively bright lights which would never exist in every day households.

Jewmormish writers are responsible for The Young and The Restless being poorly written.

by Matchel Vixen April 17, 2011

Jewmotional

Being stingy about buying an item.

When walking through a store you find something you would like to buy. You keep going back and forth in your mind about wanting to spend the money.

i was feeling very jewmotional about buying those Jordans.

by Ceejay5 February 16, 2009

jewnormous

when saying something is large and jewish at the same time

Damn Ed, pull up your pants, your ass crack is jewnormous

by Tank D January 10, 2005

Jermorion

A person shorter then my penis and dates sb named aurther while liking dudes and eats monkey testicles while eating bananas listening to carti

That dude is a total jermorion

by Cracker muney December 3, 2022