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Writers Block 

I had it when writing this
I have Writers Block because I cant think of anything to write in this Example box
Writers Block by Xboxophobia December 31, 2010

Writers block 

when a writer can't seem to process it's mind to write like they used to
bob: "so you gunna finish that creative story you told me about?"
sally: "nah i've got writers block"

writers bench 

located on 149th street in upper manhattan
once a meeting place for graffiti writers in new york city (1970's & 1980's). people would watch the art on the passing trains (it was where the 2 & 5 lines converged)
now thanks to the mta and the clean train movement... it is only historical location, a reminder of what once was.
writers bench by bootsy collins April 13, 2003

Writers Cock 

When you are trying to write a paper but you can't because you're too horny and all you can think all you can think about is blowing your load.
"Did you finish the paper yet?"
"No, I have writers cock. I need to blow this load."

Writers Cock by J-Dog da boss. December 16, 2008

Writers Block 

When a writer runs out of bullshit to use in their writings.
Joe: Hey Matt, hows the paper coming?
Matt: Bad i've got writers block.
Joe: Looks like you ran out of bullshit
Writers Block by Skillet213 October 21, 2009

writers magic 

The phrase used to describe how writers make such awesome stories on the fly.
Sadie used writers magic to create her future best seller
writers magic by Sainty the author November 12, 2017
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Slop Grenade

When someone uses AI to generate a large document, slide deck, or piece of code/software and tosses it over the fence for you to deal with.
Chad: Hey Brent I sent you the new backend API change to review, it’s only 100 files changed.

Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
Slop Grenade by Joe Squid September 28, 2026
Word of the Day on September 29, 2026
Short-hand for the word floccinaucinihilipilification, meaning the estimation of something as valueless (encountered mainly as an example of one of the longest words in the English language).
After we broke up, he was floxi to me.
floxi by Dr. Geek May 13, 2009
Word of the Day on September 28, 2026
NYC people who migrate north to Quahog, RI to see the leaves in the fall.
New York and everyone from there can fornicate themselves with an iron stick.
leafers by ss++ February 8, 2005
Word of the Day on September 27, 2026

Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
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