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An aisan (a gook) who either is very cheap, or owns a large business...like a jew.
That jewk running the video game store at the flea market was charging a dollar tax on everything...fucking jewks...
jewk by Emmett Pawlak October 29, 2006
Related Words
jewkakke • jewk • jewke • Jewkins • jewkbox • jewkiss • Jewkkake • Jewknuckle • jewky • Jewka
"How did hitler find the Jews? He yelled penny!"
"Tom nobody likes your jewks"
Jewk by Coby_og February 11, 2017

jewkakke 

a massive facial given by a circumcised penis
Eric gave Cassie a jewkakke last night
jewkakke by anus grab November 4, 2012

Jewkkake 

To squirt on someone's face with a clean-cut circumcised penis.
I hate jewkkake
Jewkkake by Wes.8 July 11, 2012

jewkranian 

"that guy is jewkranian"
jewkranian by Bullet Man September 3, 2005
A jewkini is when a woman is so hairy that when she puts on a bikini you can see hair popping out of the sides.
Guy 1: wow shes hairy

Guy2: witch one??
Guy1: the one in the jewkini
jewkini by Alex rider665 September 4, 2020
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Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
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Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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