jewk

A joke about Jewish people.

"Mrs. Feinstein didn't like that jewk I told the other day."

by Angelo Daniels December 20, 2008

jewk

An aisan (a gook) who either is very cheap, or owns a large business...like a jew.

That jewk running the video game store at the flea market was charging a dollar tax on everything...fucking jewks...

by Emmett Pawlak October 29, 2006

Jewk

A well timed Holocaust joke.

"How did hitler find the Jews? He yelled penny!"
"Tom nobody likes your jewks"

by Coby_og February 11, 2017

jewkakke

a massive facial given by a circumcised penis

Eric gave Cassie a jewkakke last night

by anus grab November 4, 2012

Jewkkake

To squirt on someone's face with a clean-cut circumcised penis.

I hate jewkkake

by Wes.8 July 11, 2012

jewkranian

A jewish person from Ukraine

"that guy is jewkranian"

by Bullet Man September 3, 2005

jewkini

A jewkini is when a woman is so hairy that when she puts on a bikini you can see hair popping out of the sides.

Guy 1: wow shes hairy

Guy2: witch one??
Guy1: the one in the jewkini

by Alex rider665 September 4, 2020