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Jewniversary

The anniversary of the date on which a person has converted to the Jewish religion.
Happy Jewniversary Kerry, today is two years since you converted to the Jewish religion. Congratulations!
by ckru April 17, 2013
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jewniversity

A university or college that has a large percentage of Jewish students.

NYU, Yeshiva, U of Maryland, Rutgers, Brandeis, Columbia, CUNY Queens, SUNY Binghamton, Yale, Northwestern, etc....
Good usage: "I go to New York Jewniversity." aka N.Y.Jew.
by Jeremizzle May 13, 2006
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Harvard Jewniversity

The chief global center of greed, decadence and corruption. A school where the administration has no respect for freedom of speech and to be admitted you either have to be some rich jew's kid, some transgender 1/64th native american sports jock or some totally unqualified affirmative action douchebag who barks really loud and knows how to use their special 'identity' to get some from the rest of the world.
Ira Jewberg donated $50 million in money stolen from the working man to Harvard Jewniversity to secure a spot for his rich, spoiled, transgender jew athlete 1/64th Native American kid so they can be a do nothing billionaire CEO and fuck over the rest of the world under the guise of making the world a better place. Meanwhile Asian Americans with perfect SAT scores and grades are being turned down right and left with no explanation.
by D Flawless May 26, 2020
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Jenaversary

The day you found out how psycho your Jennifer is.
How's dating tha new girl? We had are first Jenaversary and she threw me out of her house.
by Bubba viking September 24, 2021
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Harvard Jewniversity

When race, gender, sports and parents money matter first and academic merit is a distant second
At Harvard Jewniversity, All the Asians with perfect test scores were turned away, while LaKeisha with a 1400 SAT got a full ride for basketball and Ira Jewberg slipped a few million under the table to buy his native American transgender brat's way into a life of ill-gotten riches, fame and CEO-dom
by D Flawless June 17, 2020
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