jewgar

A sub-species of cougar that can often be spotted in the Lower East Side of Manhattan.

Joan Rivers is a jewgar

by joeybootz August 14, 2008

jewgar

A cougar that is Jewish, plane and simple...well, the Jewgar isn't necessarily plane and simple, just the definition.

Michelle's mom is such a Jewgar, she's either at Barcelona or San Felipe every weekend.

by TheRenner June 11, 2008

Jewgar

A big fat rich man's cigar that's smoked by a rich Jew bastard, whilst laughing at how much money they wipe their ass with daily.

Look at that Jew with his fucking jewgar

by Helldozer January 22, 2009

Jewgar

N: A Jewish cougar. Basically she's mad Jewish.

J: Oh vey, you're as young as my son.
Y: XP? Jewgar!

by burlingtron July 19, 2012

Jewgar Daddy

A sub-species of Sugar Daddy that can often be spotted in the Lower East Side of Manhattan or Orange County, CA.

My Jewgar daddy drinks old scout and redbull before the Bruno Mars concert.

by Keltini B February 2, 2024

jewart

1. someone who lives with their parents and only spends money on video games, vaseline, and tissues.
2. someone who has well developed finger and/or wrist muscles as a result of constantly counting their money, playing video games, and masturbating.
3. the reincarnation of a roman tax collector.

That jewart had an $11 tab and only paid $10! WTF?

How was your date with Matt?
Fuck that jewart, he didn't even pay for my meal and he tipped with monopoly money.

Be careful around that jewart, his horns are deceptively sharp.

by terry twillstein December 13, 2008

jewgro

a black jew
half jew half negro

guide: And if u look to your left you will see the first jewgro ever sighted

crowd: AAAAAAHHHHHHHH

by BBBalla30 May 6, 2007