jew-fu

A form of the martial arts used by the ninjew. Kept secret among the Hebrew people, jew-fu allows the ninjew to perform spectacular feats of dexterity, dominate his opponents, or open an otherwise stubborn beer. Used by ninjews to fight pirates.

Darrin: How the hell did you beat me?
Ted: I'm a ninjew.
Darrin: Oh yeah, I forgot. Pwned by the jew-fu again.

jew-fu by Nacho Dan June 30, 2004

Jew-fu

Negatively defined by the 1940s.

40s Jews couldn't Jew-fu. They would still be with us if they could. Would jew?

Jew-fu by IntelligenceAndLove February 9, 2017

Kung Fu Jew 

A person who has one East Asian parent and one Jewish (almost always Caucasian) parent.

You know Seth Wong? He's a Kung Fu Jew.

Kung Fu Jew by Pregolegs August 19, 2006

Fu Man Jew

A Chinese or Oriental Jew.

That Chinese Guy is Jewish. He's a Fu Man Jew!

Fu Man Jew by TheFiend138 October 13, 2016

Jew fucker

The definition of a jew fucker is someone who fucks jews

Lets go see timmy. I heard he is a jew fucker

Jew fucker by BIg man Jew Fucker March 30, 2021

Jew Fuck 

A Jewish person, or one identified as being Jewish.

Golda Mier was born in Russia, grew up in America, and became the first and only female Prime Minister of Israel; moreover, she was a Jew fuck.

Jew Fuck by Daniel O'leary January 18, 2008

Jew-Fuck 

A Person who is acting jewish hence the word Jew-Fuck

1.You motherfucking Jew-Fuck
2.Your a Jew-Fuck
3.I'm a Jew-Fuck

Jew-Fuck by urbanbastard June 10, 2009