A bagel, lox (thinly sliced smoked salmon), and cream cheese. Just like the staple of "American cusine" is the hamburger, so too is the bagel, lox, and cream cheese for Jews.
Sunday morning brunch: Mom, please pass me another jew burger with extra schmear!
a fun childhood game involving the act of throwing a penny or other small coin onto the floor, followed by screaming the obligatory 'Jew Bundle!' Everyone then piles on top of each other kicking and screaming to try and be the one to gain the fabled penny at the bottom of the human pile-on.
as practiced in playgrounds at schools up and down the land. much more fun than football or British Bulldog
*throwing a penny into the middle of a shopping mall on a saturday afternoon*
The traditional Jewish staple; a bagel with lox and cream cheese. Just like the hamburger is an American tradition so too is the bagel, lox, and cream cheese for Jews aka the Jew Burger.
At Sunday brunch: Mom, pass me another JewBurger with extra lox please!
When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failureshower.
And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!