African Jew Bear
1) A person whom resides in the Kalahari Desert of Northern Africa who subsides by feasting upon the descendants of Abraham, also known as the Jews. He then will collect their change purses and fashion ceremonial necklaces out of them. He then proceeds to sell the necklaces to white christian children in Ghana.
What happened to Isaac?
He was mauled by a African Jew Bear while on that safari he had been talking about...
Not another!
He was mauled by a African Jew Bear while on that safari he had been talking about...
Not another!
African Jew Bear by dyb24 January 7, 2011
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Jew Beard • African Jew Bear • jewbear • Bear Jew • The Bear Jew • Jew • jew-fro • Jew-ish • Jew-Jitsu • jew canoe
Bear Jew
Paul Craig is a UFC Light Heavy Weight fighter known for his last second finishes. The Scottish Craig is a standout submission fighter who once won a fight via armbar with one second left in the fight. Paul Craig is a badass who goes by the nickname Bear Jew because he looks like a giant Jewish bear. Craig also does a great Rocky impression!
Bear Jew by Donald Cowboy Cerrone April 4, 2019
The Bear Jew
Also known as Sgt. Donny Donnowitz, is known by german soldiers as "The Bear Jew". The Bear Jew is a gigantic, baseball bat swinging nazi hunter from Boston, and his many accomplishments include killing Hitler, and many other high ranking Nazis, and scalping 100 german soldiers. Appears in the movie "Inglorious Basterds."
Aldo the Apache: This man wants to die for his country; Oblige him.
The Bear Jew:
*As he is bashing a nazi's head in* Home run, out of the park.
The Bear Jew:
*As he is bashing a nazi's head in* Home run, out of the park.
The Bear Jew by The Flying 69 August 24, 2009
Bear Jew
Bear Jew by PersonalDedicationtoHer April 7, 2010
Jew Beard
Jew Beard by dennis schaeffer May 12, 2010
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