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An individuals ineptitude within their initial intercourse with another creature or anthropoid. Furthermore, the stigma associated with the mortals presence within a large vicinity unpleasantly disrupts all other people's ability to function at a fundamental level. Often when one is caught jetting they are inconveniently standing more than two meters away from the conversation in subject whilst still chuckling at the discourse. The self diagnosed personage often attempts to join a conversation, however, despite their best efforts cannot achieve any social competence.
I can't believe them/they would have the audacity to start jetting while we were having a meaningful conversation about the current socio-political climate.
Jetting by J*** Dawes April 25, 2021
the cops are here so are we jettin?
jettin by God#28 April 8, 2004

Short Jetting 

The sexual act of placing the very tip of your penis into a woman's vagina and thrusting repeatedly.
"She thought I was short jetting but didn't realize it was my whole penis."
Short Jetting by 725EC January 23, 2010

Sketting and Jetting

I’m seeing josh tonight
Are you thinking about sketting and jetting?
To be a total faggot when describing luck. What makes it worse is this person usually takes huge loads of cum in his ass and always swallows your load even if you've been saving up for weeks. Also stalks websites looking for pity when he does stupid things.
Jesus christ I feel like Jettrider today I've been complaining so much but it makes me better that I don't look for pity on websites when I'm a douche who dies to kree'arra
Jettrider by Nutsack88 January 25, 2008

jethrine 

a very masculine guy who loves to dress up in delicate little outfits with ribbons, bows and lace. (Originates from the Beverly Hillbillies: Jethro Bodine's delicate little sister)
We were shocked when we saw the big bald wrestler sashay into the dance hall dressed like a sweet jethrine.
jethrine by Loretta La Rue April 20, 2003
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
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Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
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