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When you fuck so hard and fast that you die and then revive 3 days later, and then get sent up to god's bedroom to do the same thing there.

Person 1: where the hell am I?
God: in my bedroom
Person 1: how did I die?
God: Jesus fucking...
Person 1: what?! Why am I in your bedroom
God: cause someone who can Jesus fuck only appears every 2 thousand years, now get in bed...

Jesus fucking by A complete joke April 23, 2017

Words you can keep

jesus fucking christ

A statement that is often used in a situation of utter disbelief, shock or frustration. It is arguably a blasphemy as well. Also used fervently by the character Tony Soprano on the Sopranos.

"Jesus fucking Christ! I missed the concert!"

"Jesus fucking Christ, Carmella! Close the door!"

jesus fucking christ by NightStalker935 December 20, 2017

Jesus fucking Christ on a pogo stick

Exclamation of surprise or shock as a result of nothign short of a miracle.

Jesus fucking Christ on a pogo stick! How did you get pregnant without having sex?!

Jesus fucking Christ on a pogo stick by scalz July 10, 2006

Jesus Fucking Christ on the Cross

Perhaps the most offensive, non-racial phrase. It can be used as an exclamation when one is under stress. The phrase is synonymous with "Jesus Christ."

Jesus fucking Christ on the cross, I forgot to take the trash out last night!

Jesus Fucking Christ on the Cross by lemonlime69 November 6, 2014

jesus fucking christ

the way italians say i haven't seen you for a while

jesus fucking christ man, i aint seen you since that shit went down with that cocksucker pontius pilate

jesus fucking christ by ray March 24, 2005

jesus fucking prius

Phrase, in shock or anger of being driven into (or otherwise unacceptably intruded upon) by an unapologetic, self righteous, silent car.

"Jesus fucking Prius!"

jesus fucking prius by Streykidd March 28, 2015

jesus fucking kennedy

An expletive phrase linking and interfusing two individuals bound to the American psyche by their early deaths and cults of personality. The intermingling of the names punctuating a moment of intense frustration or hopelessness.

Jesus fucking Kennedy, is this traffic going to move or should we start building condos here!

jesus fucking kennedy by Andrew the Coiner March 19, 2008

dirrty

1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.

2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.

1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.

dirrty by Minty November 30, 2003

Word of the Day on September 3, 2026

Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.

1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!

Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009

Word of the Day on September 2, 2026

Literally 1984

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.

Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!

Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021

Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.

Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.

Back when I lived in upstate new york by NDcent December 14, 2010

Word of the Day on August 31, 2026

TLDU

Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR

Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!

TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019

Word of the Day on August 30, 2026

Cottaging

the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.

Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003

Word of the Day on August 29, 2026