Definitions by lemonlime69

Jesus Fucking Christ on the Cross 

Perhaps the most offensive, non-racial phrase. It can be used as an exclamation when one is under stress. The phrase is synonymous with "Jesus Christ."

Jesus fucking Christ on the cross, I forgot to take the trash out last night!

Jesus Fucking Christ on the Cross by lemonlime69 November 6, 2014

Sweet Mary Mother of Fuck 

An offensive phrase to use when one is under stress. It is synonymous with "Jesus Christ."

Sweet Mary mother of fuck, I didn't do my theology homework

Sweet Mary Mother of Fuck by lemonlime69 November 6, 2014